Twitter Incinerates Trump For Bragging About Size Of His Nuclear Button
President Trump is being bombarded with mockery after boasting in a tweet Tuesday that he has a “much bigger” nuclear button than North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times,’” Trump tweeted. “Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”
Trump’s tweet comes after Kim said in a New Year’s Day speech that the international community must accept the “reality” of North Korea as a nuclear-armed nation. Kim also threatened the U.S., saying the entire U.S. mainland “is within our nuclear strike range.”
“The U.S. should know that the button for nuclear weapons is on my table,” Kim said.
Social media users quickly trolled Trump for his tweet;
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
Also there’s a red button for Diet Cokes https://t.co/ntl2yYw0fV
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 3, 2018
“Someone you can bait with a tweet should not have access to the nuclear launch codes.” – Hillary Clinton
— Mark Gander (@MarkGander3) January 3, 2018
The button we know about on the President's Desk summons a valet with a Diet Coke, but doesn't launch a nuclear missile. pic.twitter.com/DuAdC0knmY
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) January 3, 2018
I remember when these fights were about hand size and not nuclear button size https://t.co/Ay8SkH4QLa
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) January 3, 2018
— IrishDad20 (@birdsofprey20) January 3, 2018
You & Kim Jong trying to see who has the bigger set of balls, y’all square up head to head from the shoulders, don’t put the rest of us in y’all who has the bigger testicles contest‼️ https://t.co/dsva0wxb6l
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 3, 2018
POTUS is so easily baited! KJU plays him like a pair of bongos and #Trump takes the bait every time! Shameful that America’s president is unhinged and cannot resist his compulsion to attack and have the last word. Grow up for crying out loud Mr. 45!
— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) January 3, 2018
Jesus Christ! Take a Valium and calm down.
— Randall S. Bott (@Leastbest) January 3, 2018
Same size hands tho
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) January 3, 2018
And…visualizing your very small penis again. Thanks! 😩
— Palmer Holliday (@palmer_holliday) January 3, 2018
Wow! Two days into a new year and insecure #45 has already played his "mine is bigger than yours" card. The patience and taste of a popcorn fart in a crowded movie theater. Imagine what surprises are in store from the "Commander in Chief"? Boggles the mind.
— Ted Burtt (@tcbatct) January 3, 2018
How immature can you be???
— Renee (@bookworm8403) January 3, 2018
Ugh DUDE. We all know you’re perpetually flaccid and hiding like a hermit crab in high tide, can you please stop putting the free world in these embarrassing and dangerous situations?
— Lindsay Hansen (@ellecanteven) January 3, 2018
the button probably just looks bigger by comparison pic.twitter.com/M58GF1DJgh
— social media pants (@nick_pants) January 3, 2018
After you resign we’re all going to pretend you were never president.
— Julius Goat 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) January 3, 2018